Monday, May 24, 2010

Cookie Thieves

Dear missionaries who played basketball at the Frontenac building today,

Just because you are missionaries, doesn't mean you are entitled to anything in the church refrigerator. Please don't take what is not yours and has not been offered to you. Those cookies you stole belonged to the exhausted pregnant lady in the Family History Center, who was very disappointed to find them pilfered.

Disappointed,

Exhausted pregnant lady

p.s. If you insist on stealing cookies from an unsuspecting pregnant woman, at least clean up after yourselves so that she doesn't have to do it for you.

9 comments:

  1. lol. for whatever reason, this reminded me of the William Carlos William poem "This is just to say"

    I have eaten
    the plums
    that were in
    the icebox

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for breakfast

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    so sweet
    and so cold

    ---

    Somehow I imagine this to be the missionaries' half-hearted apology

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  2. Sad day in the library :(

    But I think you should count it as having fed the missionaries for the week ;)

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  3. I agree with Rachael. How are you doing friend? I miss you!

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  4. What a sad story! I'm sure "disappointed" doesn't even begin to describe it. So sorry!

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  5. I feel that to support missionary-member relations I should take the flak for this, so...

    IT WAS ME!!!

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