Monday, April 30, 2012

A scary post

If you can't handle images of blood splatter, skip this post.

"Are you scared yet?"


"Get scared!"


You know how you instinctively jump off of one foot and onto the other when you realize you've just stepped on something sharp.  Well, that happened to me Thursday night.  Only, the thing I jumped away from was a pin that was flat side up.  It just went down into the carpet and bent a bit.  No harm to my foot.  Unfortunately, I jumped ONTO a needle.  It went WAY into my foot and hurt REALLY bad.  Then it stopped hurting and I realized I had to pull the thing out.  Dillon wasn't going to do it for me.  When I pulled it out, I got an impressive blood geyser, the splatter from which is pictured below.  Luckily, most of it landed on that chair.  Only a bit on the carpet.  Now I have a cute little bruise on the bottom of my foot.  I will admit, I was pretty shaken up.  I realized last night, when I tried to use the needle to sew, the tip is still in my foot.  Oh, well.


On Saturday night, Dillon got a haircut.  He was terrified.  He cried and cried.  Occasionally, he would compose himself enough to look at the buzzer and plead, "Bye, bye!"  But, it was worth it in the end.  Even Dillon will admit, when looking in the mirror, that he looks pretty darn grown up and handsome.



 Look at all those little curls.  Bye-bye curls.


I wasn't scared during the haircut.  I got scared a few minutes later.  See how dark it looks out the windows behind Dillon's head.  It was about 5:45pm.  I put Dillon in the bath and then ran downstairs to answer the phone.  Mark wanted to be sure we were ok since the sky was green and the tornado sirens were going off.  'Tis the season.  I hung up with him and turned on the radar long enough to hear, ..."tornado in U City headed east at..."  I didn't wait to hear how fast it was moving since I live on the border of east U City and west St. Louis.  I ran upstairs, grabbed a diaper and jammies, wrapped Dillon in a towel, ran downstairs, grabbed a pillow to cover him with, and went to the basement.  By the time we got down under the stairs, the hail had already been beating at the house for a few minutes.  We huddled until the hail stopped.  I left him down there to go turn on the radar again, planning to turn up the volume and run back down, but it looked like the worst had passed already.  Breathe.  I went outside in the rain long enough to check out the hail.  I brought in a few pieces and took pictures.  They were already kind of melty, though.  It was a warm day.  It was bigger than golf ball but smaller than apple.  You know those new apples that are "snack-sized" or something ridiculous like that.  It was about that size.  A plum size, I guess.  There was one fatality and several injuries.  A beer tent collapsed at the Rams game.  But, the meteorologist said it was an absolute miracle that a storm with that kind of speed and rotation didn't touch down anywhere as it passed over the city.  I like miracles.  Despite all the bad storms, and even some property damage, we had last year, this was my first time going to the basement.  I'm grateful for the experience because now I know exactly what to put in those emergency buckets I bought at home depot.  If there had been a tornado, I might have been too late by the time I got Dillon's clothes out of the drawer and the pillow from the living room.  You don't get much warning with these things.  I was really scared this time.  So scared that Dillon thinks the basement under the stairs is a special place to kneel down and pray.


Counting

Dillon watched a video of his cousin, E, counting to ten.  SO impressive.  I thought we should at least try to learn this as well.  Here is what we have so far.

Mommy- one
Dillon- one, toot
Mommy- two
Dillon- toot
Mommy- three
Dillon- eee
Mommy- four
Dillon-
Mommy- five
Dillon- fry (as in French)
Mommy- six
Dillon- six
Mommy- seven
Dillon-
Mommy- eight
Dillon-
Mommy- nine
Dillon- night-night
Mommy- ten
Dillon- nine, night-night

p.s. Dillon's new words: whoa, soda, pasta, book, jump, show (as in TV), sky, lego, bird, slide, cheese, rice, toot.  His only new body part is penis.  He asked. I told him. 

Thursday, April 19, 2012

When I was a kid, we usually wore my Mom and Dad's old t-shirts as pajamas. Tonight, I told Dillon he got to have special jammies. He got very excited when I told him all about the "tree"-shirt, and how it was Mommy's from her very first school.

Q- Do you want to wear Mommy's special shirt?

A- I do! I do. (head nodding)

I was inspired by strange behavior Dillon has exhibited the last couple of days. He has been carrying around one of Mark's shirts like a lovie. He snuggles it to his face and says, "Da! Da!" I had to do a Houdini swap last night to make sure he went to bed with lovie and not Mark's maroon shirt.





Friday, April 13, 2012

Vocabulary

Dillon is accumulating quite a vocabulary. Usually, if he starts whining, I can convince him to think of a word to communicate what he wants. This was Dillon's word list as of 8 March 2012:

dog, cat, duck, toast, applesauce, hot (noun, refers to food), hat, ball, no, night-night, bye, hi, hello, berries, baby, Momma, Dadda, Nonna, Poppa, Dillon, Bubba, out, up, bar (refers to snacks), belly, shoe, bear, car, Brigham (his friend), milk, water, uh-oh, toe, again, french fries, pizza

Since this list was compiled, Dillon has learned the following words:

bath, bubble, nose, eye, ear, mouth, cheek, chin, diaper, leg, temple, Jesus, egg, Clark (Brigham's new baby brother), toys, whee (refers to his swing), I do, yes, bonk, balloon, yum, poop, wipes, down, tickle-tickle (tickling people's feet is HILARIOUS)

He also knows the following animal sounds:
duck, elephant*, cat, dog, sheep, cow, monkey*, camel (he spits), lion, bear*
*these also have hand motions

He uses the following signs:
more, please, lovie, help

And he IDs the following articles of clothing/ body parts:
pants, leg, ear, eye, nose, mouth, cheek, chin, head, hair, sock, belly, shoe, foot, toe, diaper, jammies

Instead of saying, "yes," Dillon says, "I do."
Q-Do you want to read a story?
A-I do.
Q-Do you want to go eat breakfast?
A-I do.
Q-Would you like your Lovie?
A-I do.
Q-I love you, Dillon. But you cannot rip your books. It makes Mommy very sad when you rip your books. Please do not rip your books again. Do you understand Mommy?
A-I do.

Dillon can identify Jesus or a temple in any picture. I was wearing a tee shirt the other day with a picture of the capital building on the back. Dillon noticed it, and starting patting my back while excitedly saying, "Pull! epull! tepull! tepull! pull! pull! pull!"

Dillon has recently learned how to get out of ANYTHING. If he doesn't want to get his shirt buttoned, or he doesn't want to get back in his carseat, or he doesn't want me to put him in the cart, all he has to do is wrap his arms around my neck and lay his head on my shoulder and hold on tight. He can get me to stop and stand like this for several minutes in a parking lot. I know it probably isn't good for him to feel like he is in control, but my baby boy is growing up so fast. I will take any opportunity I can get to just be still and hold him tightly.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Family Portraits

This was a first for us. We had "professional" family portraits done. I found a Groupon and decided it was time. Maybe Target Portrait Studio doesn't qualify as "professional." Nevertheless, I think they are beautiful, and I am very grateful to have them. The girl who took them was very good with Dillon. It took less than ten minutes to get all of these pictures. I was pleasantly surprised by the whole experience. What do you think?














The last one is completely out of focus, but I include it because it's hilarious. So, very Dillon.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Happy Easter!



We hope you all had a wonderful Easter. I confess, I let myself get a little wrapped up in all the Easter trappings this year. I was excited for Dillon's excitement, and I didn't spend enough time reflecting on the real reason for the celebration. But, we aren't having Easter dinner until tomorrow night, so I still have time.

On Saturday, Dillon and I scrambled to find a public Easter egg hunt. I won't do that again. I thought it was what I was supposed to do. I paid $5 and a pack of diapers to get Dillon in, and he got 10 eggs, each of which had a tootsie roll or mini smarties inside. Plus, there were tons of people and you have to wait for your age group, etc. I understand why my parents never took us to these things when I was a kid. For $5/kid, you can set up an awesome egg hunt in your backyard, with no lines, no schedule, no driving/parking/walking, AND you can tell your kid that the Easter Bunny (not the radio station) hid the eggs. Lesson learned.

Dillon doesn't love egg hunting, as it turns out. He loves egg opening, though. It was hard to keep him focused on gathering. He also doesn't like the Easter Bunny. I went to Walgreens to pick up some pictures and they were doing free pictures with the Easter Bunny. I tried to take advantage, but Dillon was terrified of the man sized rabbit and wouldn't get anywhere near it. He offered it a tentative wave from the safety of my arms. Our picture turned out dark and fuzzy and shows an unhappy Dillon sitting on my lap, next to the Bunny. Oh well, they also gave him a free balloon, and he LOVES balloons.

Here are some pictures from the Saturday egg hunt.









This morning, Dillon put on his Eton suit which the Easter Bunny left. It is a little big, but I think he looked cute. Mark thinks he looked ridiculous. You decide.




After church, and a nap, Dillon got to dig into his Easter swag. You should have seen him dive into that basket.


Then we went outside to hunt for more eggs. Again, Mommy gathered eggs while Dillon sat on the porch eating jelly beans. Still, it was fun.